"Clear conscience fears no accusations, they say", but i guess in this case, some village witches were at work in Mr.Okechukwu's wedding mishap.....lol
.....forget the grammar make i yarn u wetin happen for The wedding Mc i did last weekend.
At exactly 9:30am, the entire church was already filled to the brim as the expectant congregation await the arrival of the couple , Mr. Okechukwu Ifeagwu and young beautiful Miss Cynthia Nwoye.
It was gonna be the talk of the town as the retired "ex play boy" Okechukwu decides to settle for a wife.
"So this boy mechaa nuo nwanyi, after ka-ogbawasiri umu nwanyi obi?," tongues were waggling.
Okechukwu and his bride danced with a wide grin on his face and the bride seemed so beautiful in her white wedding gown as they approached the alter.
I was seated at the back with mind focused on the wedding reception already where my comic prowess would be in display.
Shortly, it was time for the priest to join them in holy matrimony.
"Does anyone here have anything to say that would hinder me from joining these two couple in holy matrimony ?,"the priest announced to the hearing of everyone.
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The whole church was swallowed in utter quietness,
right from the back, i would literally hear the pulsating heart of Okechukwu as he seemed so unease and sweating profusely in his black suede suit.
....the wife seemed nervous as well as she kept gazing at her husband. ..
Suddenly, A young lady who appeared to be heavily pregnant stood up and started walking towards the alter via the central eye of the church.
......Chinekemieeeeeeeeee...
Nigeria seemed like Togo to Okechukwu.
The silence dissappeared as everyone started murmuring....
The cloud turned hazy to Cynthia as she seemed to be grasping for breath. .
Before the pregnant lady could get to the middle of the church as she scuffled her feet , Cynthia had fainted ...
Could you believe this, the Nonsense pregnant lady on sighting a vacant sit before the last 5 pews entered and sat down.
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The officiating priest in his amazement approached the lady to ask on why she decided to pull on such a stunt ....
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She said ,"Father, iwe ewene gu nnooo...mmadu anahu anu ihe i n'ekwu ofuma n'azu ebe ahu anyi no.. (Father, don't be offended, one could barely hear you from the back , so i decided to move to the front)
hahaaahahahaaahahaahahaaahaaahahaa
Jehova.....
haahaahahahahha
If na you be OKECHUKWU ,wetin you go do dis woman.?